LOST PROPERTY ANNOUNCEMENT: Has anybody seen my figure?

[MrsThierryHenry]

Last seen: March 2006.

Description: slim, size 10. Tummy - flat. Stretch marks: just a few on hips. Boobs - cute, perky A cups. Cellulite - minimal.

Characteristics: Fits into everything in my wardrobe.

Reward: £1,000,000 in cash

itll be with my memeory and sense of humour some where with the lost socks of the world

Bummer. You've lost your sense of humour? How so?

Can I place a wanted ad next to your Lost one? I need a bathroon which is mine and only mine. One where I walk in first thing in the morning and don't step into a small puddle of cold wee left by DS next to the unflushed loo where the seat is still up. Gaaaahhhh!

Yes, you may, EmmieH! And I'll add that I need a new flat that's not covered in toys which DH is apparently physically unable to pick up on the occasions when he's looking after DS!