anyone want o play a game?

[lowcalCOD]

have a kind of idea

Unfortunately we do appear to be cornering the tack market...

... and don't worry NCMM... I haven't forgotten your birthday

Unfortunately must go & do something now! I'll be back later to see what else has been found.

ooh can someone find me a baby's bottle in the shape of a breast (best of both worlds)

your wish.....

piece of piss

god I am sooo out of touch ! i had visions of someone finding "seaside" style bottles complete with red nipple

dried bulls' eyes

Will some weasel coffee do instead?

Well cleaned-up-vomit coffee sounded bad but cleaned-up-civet-droppings coffee is worse!

dried llama gallstones any good?

Or "super deer genital organ from arctic pole"?

at least the llama gallstones are from "disease free" cattle.

How about freeze dried bull elk urine?

no no no and no

this is close, preserved cow's eyes do I win?

{vomiting emoticon}

Closer than the rest of us, wwww - still not exactly bull's eyes though!

found them - not a picture but read further down.

Tut tut ... did none of you think of Damien Hirst?!!

No, they're not are they. Casmie, are they dried though? And don't we have to have a pic? (I am enjoying this far too much!)

yep, well done

Who's picking the next item then?

Message withdrawn

Ah but www - doesn't the article mention that the "preserving" bit didn't work (hence the ban due to public health) - they're probably dried now

Hmm.... I killed this, didn't I?!

Okay, can someone find me a hairbrush in the shape of a toad. Note: a frog just simply won't do.

I tried to find essbee's shaun the sheep combo but what seemed so simple was in fact very very tricky!
Toad hairbrush here I come

I couldn't find the undies either