please god tell me this is a spoof!!!!!!!

[Heathcliffscathy]

have dinner with go west???

popbitch soph ?

Who would actually pay to have dinner with Jim Bowen? I briefly met him when I was around 8 at a local gymkana where he was the star guest. I saw him on his own and was very shy but plucked up the courage to ask him for his autograph. HE told me to get in the queue like everyone else!!

He then promptly headed into the drinks tent.

I was very upset

So, if you're reading this Jim or anyone who knows him- remember that little girl with pigtails? She certainly hasnt forgotten how rude you were

In fact, maybe I'll invite you to dinner and then put lots of chilli in your curry or something and then just when you think we're all getting on swimmingly I'll remind you of a certain 8 year old girl!

of course hoxtonchick...hello by the way, and hello herc!

it looks real to me...how utterly pitiful if it is...and surely, they must be accompanied by bouncers otherwise, stalkers could get them!

Isn't Schnorbitz dead? Bit of a downer for a dinner party - would put you off your food.

between £300 and £5,000 plus travel expenses to have dinner with someone you've never heard of?? (well I haven't heard of most of them)are you joking?

Yeh, exactly sophable. Who's laughing now eh Jimmy? HaHa!

Not that I'm bitter or anything

MM...

lmb...that's the point tho, z-list celebs scraping money together for the mortgage??? i love that nik kershaw is 'happy to talk about his career'!

The Wurzels...? are they kidding?

Nick Leeson? Nooooo! Who wants to play poker with you and your guests...? Yeah right, no problem with that mate!!!!

Have any of them got the deadly nut allergy logo (not checked them all!) soooooo tempting The Brotherhood of Man would be great, all together now 'Save your kisses for me........'

Found one The Hamiltons yessss!

I love this site! Schnorbitz will play after dinner party games with you, Charades anyone!!

Is no-one else there? Hello, I'll just surf on my own then

lucycat, am watching desp housewives...nut allergy icon makes me think it's a spoof!

do you think these celebrities would be classed as "Y" list or "Z" list ???!!!

please let this be fake! how toe curlingly awful otherwise!

If anyone wants dinner with me, £50 & travelling expenses would swing it - don't expect me to sing though

ps - am definately z list but have been on tv once!

I want schnorbitz

No, they had a piece on it on the local news round here, had a eighties female sports star (track and field), not old enough to remember who she is I'm pleased to say, Fatima rings a bell though?

Berries it wasn't Crimewatch was it ??? That might make me think twice about having you round for dinner

Kayleigh - I'm a big burly bank robber in RL -

Linda Lusardi!! She has her own makeup range now!

Not exactly anyone on their list who could be considered 'stars' (now or in the past) - what about washed-up saddo's?
Although I suppose "Have dinner with a bunch of washed-up saddo's" may not have a very marketable ring to it .