So last night I had to spend three hours watching MIL jig around with the most godawful camel toe you've ever seen, AND I had to pay for the 'privelege'!!

[yorkshirepudding]

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a LEOTARD

Do the over 10s actually WEAR them then???

ffs! Could you get her a tutu to cover it up? Elderly snatch is not for the faint hearted.

coffee just came out of my nose but it was so worth it, well done carnival

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think yourself lucky, I have to WAX my MIL's bikini line - I am in permanent 4 weekly post traumatic stress

ROFL at this thread and at "Elderly snatch"
Bleuurgh!

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Does she have a brazillian?

Only when I'm looking through my fingers whilst doing it

the first time I did it she had a bit of a brazilian on one side and it half way down her leg at the other as I just could bare to look face on IYSWIM for any length of time lol

Binkle ...you don't back, crack and sack your FIl as well do you ?

FIL ?

Now why did you have to go and put that thought in my head

My FIL, is of the neon-thong-wearing-gold-jangling-grey-hair-dyed-aubergine-ilk