SOPHABLE

[soapbox]

Is everything okay?

You seem a little out of sorts - very down on yourself - lately?

I know beetroot, it is a failure on my behalf i couldn't prove everyone right.

Utter tripe, neither do i, tbh it's a banana and a frube and a bloody good thankyou mum in this house

soapy, ill see your whiney 3yo and raise you a screaming 2 and 3 and 4yo in trio/competition... hah. you know you lose.

loser!

[joke - i like you really]

frubes eh? sounds like a balanced diet to me...

I'll see you both, two husbands (i.e. as seven and a nine year old) that constantly say..... are you ok mum, are you calm, do you want a hug or a massage.... I said to them before,,,,,,,, i really need to go to the shop for milk but i don't think its a good idea not taking you two, it would be really bad to leave you..... they looked up( as only husbands can) and said, just don't forget your keys and handbag

I didn't go btw

Ha! HA! I've had! two husbands - but not at the same time!

That is quite sweet FF, but a bit bittersweet IYKWIM!

my 4yo is starting to say stuff like that ff.

hmmmmm

i lose on husbands. ive had none. not-a-one.

i did walk away from an engagement. well, 2 actually. but hey, i was on recreational drugs when i agreed to them, so was no doubt par for the course.

Oh soapbox, it is bittersweet as i am so happy with my two little men, they know that. They are soooo soo fab, my eldest one even says..... next boyfriend you have should be a man and not a little boy.

I do know that for him to say that isn't great, i don't want him to look after me and be the pathetic mummy who had a child that took over,,,,, so i say...... yes baby, but it's time for your bed soon and mummy will be fine but you wont be if you dont sleep xx

aw ff, they'll make fabulous partners one day.

I hope so uttertripe, as i bring them up to survive in relationships, i want them to care an do there bit.

but god forbid the slapper that walks over the threshold in ten years time,,,,, hehe

I can now see why mils are such hard work ;)

[tries to creep in unobtrusively]

all kindnesses on this thread massively appreciated. thank you.

darling you are angry but gorgeous and I LOVE YOU