Funny words that kids say

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My nephew (3) was happily playing with his ?gitler? (glitter) the other day. Reminds me of when my much younger brother was about 4 and used to be scared of the ?bepleece? (police) and used to love cars which had 2 ?insaust? pipes (exhausts).

Doobydoo, ds2 calls balloons baboons!

Dh was just reading this thread and he said to tell you about ds2 licking the bin the other day (yeeack!) and then asking if he had got Germans (germs) on him now.

Not exactly a mispronunciation, but DD1 (2.10) made me giggle the other day....

Me:", can you say onomatopoeia?"
DD1:"No mummy, I can't say onomatopoeia!"
Me:"Okay then ".

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Ds (4) has only just learnt to say kiss Until now he has always pronounced it piss
which has had its embarrassing moments.

My daughter loved opening her calendens ( advent calendars).

my dd calls spicy food 'noisy'

One of my Swedish students wrote slut in the back of his literacy book the other day. I was flabbergasted as he is only 8 until he told me it means finished in Swedish and is pronounced sloot. It made me chuckle all day.

My 7 yo still goes into the Conserventry

And also calls our new utility room a Newtilitree

ds has taken to saying pathment instead of pavement

dd3 loves to watch cweatyure cumpots - a.k.a. creature comforts. ah bless!!

Ds used to call butterflies 'bubberlies', and dd reassured ds that he wasn't to be upset that we were getting a barbecue, because we'd get him an action man-cue as well. Aaahhhh....

My 4yo cousin had a new teacher the other day because Mrs Towells (howells) was on a ghost (course. Aw bless.

Ds says lees for please!!!

Ds associates guitars with church, so when he was given a toy guitar it was called God. The phrase, 'God's been thrown down the stairs again' was commonly heard in our house for a week or two. After a while, God was replaced by Gareth (church guitar player) and now finally, at the grand age of 2, he can say guitar.

DD wanders round the house saying 'nook nook nook nook nook' when she wants milk

Cross your arms... twinset... GO!