Netmums for on-parents

[heretoread81]

I thought this Netmums was for parents? I'm seeing a lot of threads where the poster doesn't have children

Why are you so annoyed ?

Yes there's quite a strict entry criteria. You have to submit a scan of your first born, and a DNA sample to prove you're a mum to join.

I'm one of those horrific posters who doesn't have a kid so I had to purchase some dodgy paperwork of the fella who sells hooky fire sticks at the local.