The train, the commuters, the tramp and his jobbies

[MrsSchadenfreude]

Got on fairly busy tube at Euston this morning. Carriage was a bit whiffy and I noticed a tramp a bit further up, slumped over two seats. Everyone near him was holding their nose, when suddenly he lurched in his sleep and a shower of jobbies shot out of his trouser leg and rolled across the floor.

Cue commuters skittishly jumping over jobbies when train lurched/braked.

And mass exodus at Goodge Street.

OMG! I would have barfed - absolutely.
Although reminds e of being pg with DD and commuting whilst suffering fro morning sickness, plus otion sickness - was once sick on myself ona packed bus
did I just admit that

oh VILE

Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

I can match you though
I was once in a busy tube station (Victoria) when I saw a clearly drunk tramp pull down his trousers and poo onto the floor of the ticket area. He then, being drunk, proceeded to slip over and fall in his poo. The tube staff stood watching stunned as the tramp skidded around in it. I didn't hang around long enough to find out what happened next.