ITs my birthday today and its been Fucking Shit.

[MamaG]

Is this what happens from age 33 27 onwards?

DH - at work
DD - at school
DS - whiney and ill (age 3)

me - hoovering, cleaning kitchen, viewing a house (was shit), supermarket shopping, meeting with DD's teacher and a smear test. WTF? I cancelled the smear and re arranged. Just couldn't top off a shitty shite birthday with a woman with a hairly blob mole on her chin, prodding around in my hole.

gah

good job I still look wonderfully youthful and vibrant

I could have sworn your birthday was a while ago...

Happy Birthday though!!

MamaG

Wait til you get to forty fuckin one

Sorry you've had a shit birthday

No, a whole year has passed! Ta.

Happy birthday mamaG. Looking gooooorrrrrgeous tonight

Have a cake and a song...

Happy Birthday to you
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
AAAAAND you smell like one too

Now tell me that didn't help.

Strippergram arriving in half an hour...

aww HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!

definitely agree about canceling the smear

I have little sympathy though because you are way too young

Happy birthday,Mamag SURELY YOU GOT A PRESSIE?

am an ancient 35 and no,gets no better,still more drudgery and puking/peeing/whinging children.Sigh.

Still at least you avoided the hole prodding lol

You are no way 41. I don't care what you say!

Sorry you had a bad day, my birthday 4 years ago, actually my Hmmm 27 ish birthday too, was spent with 1 sick ds, 1 sick baby and me with slap cheek all alone as DH was on some work jolly in York in a lovely hotel eating terrifically wonderful food. I went to McDonalds with DC and friend (who had given us the virus) who's Ds was then sick on the floor just after we had paid for the food, so left to take him home. That was the highlight of my day. If it's any consolation my birthday's have improved since!!!!

Yes I got some presents, but I didn't get a cake (waaah)

Happy Birthday MamaG, sorry you had a crap day x

oops, misread name, thought you were someone else just then! Carry on!

Maureen is driving up the M6 as we speak with a cake and the strippergram - go Mo go!

My 25th was TERRIBLE

First day back at work after giving birth to DD

I sobbed all the way

(now I skip out of hte door!!)

KBear do you know, I've never had a stripper - I'd farking HATE it

should only be - oooh - 5 hours ish?

hurray, come on Mo!!

Yeah I'd hate it too, oh hang on a minute, that bitch friend of mine Maureen got me one for my 19th birthday. Tarzan-o-gram - cheers mate. Look out on your 40th Maureen, BIG surprise coming YOUR way love. hmm, yessirree

I think it should be a gorilla -gram

I've just done a route planner (why? I dunno!) from your postcode to mine

Says 6 hours 15 mins

More like 8 - have you seen the queue at the Dartford Tunnel? - she's probably still there!

I'm hitting the hay now MamaG, have another birthday tomorrow. Call up a mate and have lunch somewhere, no housework.

ta-ra chook

YEs, I'm off to bed too

night luv

sorry to hear you had a crap birthday.
My 34th consisted of taking my dd1 to Royal Brompton Hospital ready to have her prepped for cardiac surgery the next day.

Absolutely shitty hospital food for dinner - no cake, but did get presents.

Went to bed worrying if she would make it through the next day.

She did - had fab birthdays since.

FWIW - dh told me to stop being so wet over a birthday - that is until his birthday dinner the night before his birthday this year gave him food poisoning and he spent the his birthday and the next day either in the loo or in bed

Hope that makes you feel a little better and your dh makes it up to you.

Happy Birthday darling!

Happy birthday MamaG.

Happy Birthday, MamaG

Happy birthday!

Sorry it was shitty but at least you are still young! (I am looking 44 in the face next birthday - scary!)