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OMG I have 5 Million pounds to give away to widows, widowers, orphans, destitute, the down-trodden, physically challenged children, barren-women and persons who prove to be genuinely handicapped financially. Form an orderly queue here...

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CountessDracula · 20/09/2007 09:27

I recieved this email this morning.

Unfortunately it was truncated

From Madam Susana Kadrlik Cole Here writes Madam Susan Cole, suffering from cancerous ailment. When my late husband was alive he left the sum of 5Million (Five Million Pound Sterling) which were derived from his vast estates and investment in capital market with finance Company here in Europe. Recently, my doctor told me that I have limited days to live due to the cancerous problems I am suffering from, So, I decided to contact you due to time limit. Though what bothers me most is the stroke that I have in addition to the cancer. With this hard reality that has befallen my family, and me I have decided to donate this fund to you and want you to use this gift which comes from my husbands effort to fund the upkeep of widows, widowers, orphans, destitute, the down-trodden, physically challenged children, barren-women and persons who prove to be genuinely handicapped financially. It is often said that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this deci

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marthamoo · 20/09/2007 09:28

I can be down-trodden if it gets me 5 million pounds. Look at me

NorksDrift · 20/09/2007 09:28
Grin
oliveoil · 20/09/2007 09:29

I won a tenner on the lottery but it is mine all mine

I have also been offered a penis enlargement [proud]

DumbledoresGirl · 20/09/2007 09:29

Excellent! I am not sure I qualify at all, but I could hide the kids and pretend I was barren.

Hassled · 20/09/2007 09:29

I'm definately downtrodden.

marthamoo · 20/09/2007 09:30
marthamoo · 20/09/2007 09:30

Get out of here, Hassled, I am way more downtrodden than you...I neeeeeeed the money...

CountessDracula · 20/09/2007 09:31

sorry wailing alone no good
you have to gnash teeth too as a minimum

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marthamoo · 20/09/2007 09:32
mishymoo · 20/09/2007 09:33

I am 'genuinely handicapped financially' - who isn't when they have kids??

CountessDracula · 20/09/2007 09:33

I need bank statements as proof

Also you need to wail and gnash

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mishymoo · 20/09/2007 09:34

Is that enough??

CountessDracula · 20/09/2007 09:36

oh yes
very good

marthamoo take note that is how you do it

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onlyjoking9329 · 20/09/2007 09:37

decision because I don?t have any child that will inherit this money and my plenty of relatives are not Christians and I don?t want efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don?t want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that ?the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace?. I don?t need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband?s relatives around me always. I don?t want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank here in Abidjan,and you've to contact them for onward transferring of the fund to your destination. I will also issue you an authority letter that will prove you the present beneficiary of this fund. I want you to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth.

Please always be prayerful all through your life and any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another person for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein.

Hoping to receive your reply.
Remain blessed in the Lord.

i had the very same email, it made me smile.

tiredemma · 20/09/2007 09:37

Im destitute CD- really I am. Penniless student......shall I go to the back of the queue??

anorak · 20/09/2007 09:37

Hooray for Madam Susana - thinking of others when this is happening to her!

CountessDracula · 20/09/2007 09:38

YOU HAD THE SAME EMAIL??
Hands off, the money's mine I tell you, all mine

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CountessDracula · 20/09/2007 09:38

She is altruistic beyond belief is she not

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anorak · 20/09/2007 09:39

Oh I see god I am gullible I thought it was something to do with your work CD till I saw OJ's post!

onlyjoking9329 · 20/09/2007 09:40

sorry to burst your bubble countess but i think it may not be genuine

CountessDracula · 20/09/2007 09:41

Don't be so cynical

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mishymoo · 20/09/2007 09:41

are you two in it together???? and are not planning on sharing

Hassled · 20/09/2007 09:43

I am continually oppressed and subjugated by my many and strong-willed children. Only this morning I was hit on the forehead by a flying Tamagotchi, which surely proves quite how downtrodden I am. I'm sure Madam Susana will agree - she sounds like a very real and sensible woman.

onlyjoking9329 · 20/09/2007 09:44

do you think i should cancel the appointment with my financial advisor?

PrincessGoodLife · 20/09/2007 09:45

she wrote to me first. last month. She told me the cheque's in the post.