It's not fair, why can't I play Bridget Jones and snog Colin Firth?

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Life is so unfair. AND Renee Zellwotsit got to kiss Hugh Grant. Remind me why I didn't become a hollywood actress again?

It's a bugger and no mistake, musica. Here I am, beautiful rich and famous, about to marry Justin Trousersnake, and then I wake up.
Yours, Cameronot Diaz.

Yes but think of all the vile people you'd have to snog too, and you get no privacy while you do it you know .

Didn't Renee Zellwotsit used to go out with George Clooney? Would happily snog all manner of vile people for a go on him!

I know someone who shagged Hugh Grant.
A bit off topic I know but these things are possible for mere mortals apparently.

Marks out of ten?

I think too starstruck to be objective, so probably about 3.

lol at 'too starstruck' comment.
And what did she think of him?

I think closer to hos Bridget Jones persona than his usual likeable baffoon. It was just the once and he didn't call!