Long story, but: WE HAVE NO WATER COMING INTO THE HOUSE (had to turn it off at the stopcock).
It's now Saturday morning, there's a bucket full of terries needing washing, a dishwasher full of dirty plates and I need to wash my hair urgently.
Does anyone know of a decent plumber local to Islington, before I have to go through the Yellow Pages and phone Dyno-ripoff?