Fantastic new diet for stressed women - you MUST try it...........

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This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the
stress that builds during the day. I have found that this really works!!

BREAKFAST

• 1 Grapefruit

• 1 slice whole-wheat toast

• 1 cup skim milk

LUNCH

• 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach

• 1 cup herbal tea

• 1 Penguin Biscuit

AFTERNOON TEA

• The rest of the Penguins from the packet

• 1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping

DINNER

• 4 bottles of wine (red or white)

• 2 loaves garlic bread

• 1 family size Supreme pizza

• 3 snickers bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK

• 1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER:

"Stressed" spelled backwards is desserts"
Send this to four women and you will lose two kilograms
Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew) and you will lose
10kgs

IF you ignore this message you will gain 10 kgs

ROFL - I love it!
Gonna start tomorrow!

fantastic

I thought it would be appreciated on here - it landed in my SIL's inbox while we were staying and I asked her to foward it to me so I could share when I got home

Fantastic, could deffo stick to that one.

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Absolutely brilliant!

ooh sounds like the one I'm on already

ROFL

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LOL !!!

but can you eat 2 whole cheesecakes as a late night snack ??? ...

oh I'm sure it would be highly approved of, they perhaps didn't want to scare any new to the diet off

whats worrying is i'm now taking this new diet VERY seriously and am now on a bowl of ice cream following 4 donuts and some pineapple.