Women's English
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need to talk = You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead = you better not
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset you moron
You're attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Men's English
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired
Nice dress = nice cleavage
I love you = Lets have sex now
I'm bored = Lets have sex now
Can I have this dance? = I want sex with you
Can I call you? = I want sex with you
Do you want to go to
a movie? = I want sex with you
Can I take you out to
dinner? = I want sex with you
I don't think those shoes
go with that bag = I'm gay