What's your favourite childish insult?

[fatpord]

I laugh at poopy pants every time

Your face always works in this house

A sort of "meeee-meee-meee-meee-mee" mocking noise in a high pitched voice.

Or "big nose", a la Month Python.

Dweeb in our house!!
Others aren't suitable for posting!!

Poo bum

DCs are mid-late teens....

In some longer squabbles,, shouting, “Shut up! The next one to speak is a monkey!”

Do those with older dc find they encourage small siblings to say vile stuff?. Ds 5 likes 'bum hole fingers' as suggested by ds 15....
I hate teens...