well maybe not quite that drastic
BUT
dh went shopping earlier
Some little twat packed his bags and put 4 bottles of wine in one single carrier bag, I was unloading the car and lifting it up to pass over the gate when it gave way and an expensive (ie very heavy) bottle of wine landed on my big toe. It hurt SO much, it has swollen to 4x its size and gone purple, I can't walk on it and I am meant to be going to see Prince tonight and i am MIGHTY FUCKED OFF
(sorry just had to let off some steam)