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[Tortington]

lets not fight. It makes my nipples turn blue and i know, deep, deep, deep deep down in your loins you love me more than breast milk soap.

give me a hug you big old sex machine

(am sober promise)

Mars, where'd you put the Bailey's recipe ?

There's no secret ..

I thought you wanted to have lesbian sex with me Custy

Then spill where the fucking recipe is, Des?

Couldn't care less about arguments or fights on here, but a recipe for homemade Bailey's isn't to be missed!

Eric... your a name changer? who are you? ..are you welsh?

homemade baileys you say?

Yes so please don't say the second part of my name.

Do you still want me? Am I still your lesbian lover? And where's Rhubs talking of lesbians?

Mars mentioned that she's got a recipe for homemade Bailey's. Well, I LOVE her lemon drizzle cake, so I'd give her recipe for Bailey's a go!

Oh, I wasn't referring to the homemade Baileys, expat.

I was referring to hunker and custy being secret lesbian lovers

So then, Mars, where's the recipe?

Oh ERIC there you are!! I was wondering where you were/who you were

in our triumvirate of lesbian lovers tis only you oh eric with whom i can passionatley and publicly make big word love. the third has gone on a quest to mordor, riding shadowfax through the fenghorn forest.

Sounds kinky as feck Custy

Yes yes here I am. I wanted to tell you when you asked about me recently but I presumed LGJ had told you?

I'm in hiding from XP reading my posts but I might come back soon because i can't be controlled by him forever.

You OK? Is DH being a nobbo?

nah my dh is ok at the mo. really 'stepping up'

sounds like you have one hell of a story.

Ooh - wondered who Eric was. Think I know now!

Were you a bit of a slow loris but in that place they grow leeks??

And yes - where is Rhubarb - was thinking about her earlier?

Yes i'm that one.

Everyones got a story Custy my love, it's just mine is being stalked all over the interweb.

Am [envy} of your triumvirate, sounds tres exotic. No dp is actually being fine/normal it is just that my toleration levels are down iykwim. anyway he is away this weekend so hence excessive mning.

i can see you are around so i want to bump

.

Oh PMSL at this in light of what I've just posted you - on two threads!

Sorry, Custy. I was an arse.

Hunker

LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ahhhh my nips feel much better now.