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I am a dirty smelly whore.

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twinsetandpearls · 25/07/2007 14:40

Am cleaning my carpets, as mycats keep peeing and shitting on the carpet and I am pouring away buckets fulls of black stale piss smelling water.

Yuck

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lullamay · 25/07/2007 14:41

what are you using to clean your carpets? mine are also disgusting.

Desiderata · 25/07/2007 14:42

Mine too!

twinsetandpearls · 25/07/2007 14:43

Bissell pro heat cleaner does a fab job even when using non bissell cleaning fluid. It pulls up an embaressing amount of dog hair as well.

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twinsetandpearls · 25/07/2007 14:44

My sink looks like I have butchered a very smelly wild animal.

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ChasingSquirrels · 25/07/2007 14:44

it is dire what comes out of them isn't it.

twinsetandpearls · 25/07/2007 14:45

bissell pro heat cleaner

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twinsetandpearls · 25/07/2007 14:46

My kitchen smells foul, probably should have poured it away outside but I am embaressed as my immaculate neighbour is outside chatting to her even more immaculate neighbour. Probably discussing how slatterns like me have lowered property prices.

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LadyTophamSortingHatt · 25/07/2007 14:48

i hired a carpet cleaner from morrisons the other day and it worked a treat

Spidermama · 25/07/2007 14:48

PMSL @ 'My sink looks like I have butchered a very smelly wild animal'.

Well done for addressing your dirty, smelly whorishness.

twinsetandpearls · 25/07/2007 14:54

Thanks I have finally accepted the fact after three years that we don't hvae the money for a cleaner and that I need to do it.

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