For my postman's next door neighbours cousin's best friend's dog walker.
Who is a woman with a full thick wiry moustache and tufty pubic-hair-like clumps on her chin.
She plucks what she can but it's painful.
The epilator makes her cry.
She has tried wax strips. They took the skin clear off, but left the hair untouched.
She has tried hair removal cream, it didn't touch it, but it burned her skin. She had scabs. Nice.
She tried bleaching, but the hair was so so noticable, still.
She shaves, but has a 5 o clock shadow and lovely stubble.
So, what advice do you have for my postman's next door neighbours cousin's best friend's dog walker?