If your 3 year old ran past you in a pair of knickers shouting 'fire in my bum' would you

[Twiglett]

think that maybe the chicken in black bean sauce had been a little too much on the chilli side?

ROFL

lmao

pmsl!
Can that really do that? dd is always moaning about a sore bottom, I assumed it was from not wiping herself properly.

What sort of f-ing idiot feeds a 3 year old chicken in black bean sauce??

[snigger]

me .. frequently ... we fancied chinese

rofl. poor kid.

she doesn't actually seem sore though .. and she was running 'away' from the loo

SNORT

Thank you so much for cheering me up on a really crap day at work with that thread title! LMAO.

pmsl

why "other subjects" pray tell

what subject would you have suggested then Tutter

I'd be very proud of her powers of description, but in true MN style would have to ask whether 'bum' is really an appropriate name to teach a little girl for what is, I believe, now called "booty"
but should be properly addressed as posterior.....

You did check there wasn't a wasp in her pants didn't you?

Rofl

Poor girl, lol!

I thought this was a thread about worms or something.

My brother once shouted 'fire in the hole' and ran to the bathroom and started rooting through the medicine cabinet in a similar fashion.

Mind you he was in his thirties and a practising homosexual just back from a weekend of god knows what!

Oh bless her - experiencing the ring of fire at 3

PMSL poor little love(for having your genes natch)

hopefully you were at home at the time?
(unlike my son announcing to the entire Orlando waterslide queue that he had a bone in his willy.....)

were they impressed?

How's the firy bum now?

it is riding a hobby horse and the mouth part is now going 'yahoo' so I assume no permanent damage

although I did give them fajitas for dinner which thinking about it might not have been the best thing for chilli bum

Lol. I have done the same. It will toughen her belly up for when she is older and wants to travel the world.

Read the rest of this earlier but...

Fajitas ????

thankyou just reading odd threads and this made me lol
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