So what do you think of my new name? Does it make my bum look big?

[yorkshirepudding]

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well, I could eat you up

are you fluffy and beautifully risen?

i like

i used to eat them with golden syrup as a youngster [toothless smile]

Are you a giant yorkshire pudding with sausages and gravy therein?

Or a delaicate YP on the side of the plate?

Tutter, that's weird, unless you are actually from Yorkshire (my dad is and they used to do all kinds of weird things with theirs).

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A LOW FAT SAUSAGE????

(apologies for shouting... mind you as I'm so small it won't have hurt your ears much).

indeed kathy, i grew up in the PRS*Y (peoples republic of south yorkshire)

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Well in that case your bottom does look very lovely and not at all big.

ah, same as my dad then.
Did you keep t'coal in t'bath?

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nay, in t'scuttle, love

we even had a bath in the bathroom (instead of in front of t'fire)