I've just received the most pathetic letter I have ever read in my life.
Here it is, spelling mistakes included.
Dear PersonalClown(& ds rubbed out)
I am so upset to say but your bill has gone up by £10.000 so I would sijest that you move out of your house and street NOW
Your sancily cuncil
PS if you won't to ring us call us on 01775 xxxxxx
It's on plain paper written in pencil and looks like it was written by a child but seriously it's just so pathetic.
GGGRRR!