Fick, have just been told to stop swearing so .....

[UCM]

am superimposing the 'i' on the u. OK?

er, no... 'fick' is f*ck in German...

how about phuck?

Why not substitute it for something quaint like

" Oh my giddy Aunt"

Coz it stinks

Luv a duck.

Gordon Bennett.

Or my current fave - Cripes!

at no sweating! Maybe that is what Thalia meant to say?

As DS1 says (courtesy of Lazytown)

ROTTEN RASPBERRIES!

Dreadful word.

Yes I suppose I did, it slipped my mind though LL. Possibly I just go for the real McCoy usually and never worry about all of that dreadful rhyming slang

I got my T shirts today. I will have to sew a square onto an evans T Shirt. they are very very tiny Also my lentil weaving bag, yay, got me library books in it already.

I call my dh a 'stupid twonk' sometimes. The realy good thing is he doesnt know my sis and I used to say it instead of w**r to her ex bf

I didn't know that, LL. I like that fact - I'm going to spread it around .... IYKWIM.

Don't you be sorry. I can do either of 2 things, lose weight or use my considerably excellent sewing skills to look like a fat fucker in a skimpy T shirt by sewing it on an Evans one . I put it on and it made my breasts flatten ALL over the place and made me out of breath so much that I had to have a cigarette.

Sadly the bag doesn't fit at all

DH recently spoke to a German lady, asked her name and got the reply "I'll spell it: K-U-N-T". He was lhao inwardly! Apparantly, is a fairly common surname.

I say "blumin'" and dc's give me the look. They think it's really awful

dp had a client called Kuntz

the cats name was Kinky

he had to go into a packed waiting room and say ' kinky kuntz?'

No way!! PMSL

ROFL Otter. Beats mine!

i just kept asking him how he managed it ???

he said he is a ;professional" lol lol lol