OMG ... but ... "A little puppy

[Twiglett]

who has to go wee-wee"

why do my children watch this drivel

arrrroooogggggahhhhhhhhhhh!

its not a patch on Auntie Mabel's poo episode

and why does that feckin' duckling have to lisp

and why can't they sing?

not my favourite programme again Twig?

in tune

I am fed up of seeing Auntie Mabel's poo episode.

Don't know which little puppy has to go wee wee though

DANCES >. help me .... every night .. its requested

I don't want to do it anymore

its so very very bad

this is seeeewious

Ok Twig, you have to get a grip or some earplugs! We are in the middle of the episode where the aforementioned speech impaired one gets stuck on top of the school house. Leave her there I say

alot of lispy solo singing, if you haven't seen this episode YOU DO NOT WANT TO...

they give me nightmares

"we'll use the door
so the puppy... won'tgoonthefloor"

see they had to run it together to get it to flamin' well fit

that terrapin has suddenly gone northern

abbaesque rhyming eh...seeing you so tense, no self confidence etc

It's the guinea pig thing that freaks me out the most...the eyes the EYES...

oh thought it was me .. don't you just think 'they're going to pop any minute, keep him away from sharp pins'

or are you more of 'I can see the flames of the inferno in those beady little black balls'

argh the voices really bug me and it's so long winded

bit of both I think Twig. Actually although Wonderpets is certainly 'challenging' shall we say, by far and away the WORST, WORST, WORST programme that dc like is 'Max and Ruby' it's the most revoltingly schmaltzy vomit-inducting pap I've ever had the misfortune to sit through and they both love it. UGH, it's so bad it's almost an antidote to wonderpets.

yes max and ruby argh

stop the press! new bedtime business song!