I said "Mummy and Daddy made you"
long pause......
"Did you use tape?" was her next question
"Eh?" I replied.
"did you use tape?" and gestured across her neck.
"Pardon???....ohhhhhhhhhh" and I stifled a giggle. "No darling"
"Did you push my head on like this?" whilst gesturing pushing her own head down
"Aww...no darling, Mummy and Daddy grew you from a tiny seed".
"oh okay" and wandered off......
I was all prepared for 'the talk' and everything