I notice no-one is discussing last night's Wife Swap...

[Tinker]

...are we all too shocked at how that nasty man could spend so much time on the computer neglecting that poor child?

we could hear through the baby monitor btw, he wasnt talking that LOUDLY to himself!

I thought Calamity was actually Jane (like me but nicknamed Calamity after Calamity Jane)
I lived this until age 22!

Which bit ks? All of it was true or or

maybe the bit about being able to buy 'pet logs'?!

No, Tinker is right. I remember this too. I was above such things as I had a pet eraser called Pancake who went with me EVERYWHERE and lived in a matchbox

THANK YOU Marina - was pounding the bed face downwards before weeping that no-one would believe me.