DH was taking DS and DD to football, DH did a 'u'-y because DD was annoying him

[Twiglett]

and asked if he could leave her here instead

Tell him to bugger off

What does he think you do, when you've got them both?

Awwww. Two children, one man.
Must be soooooooo hard for him.
[sarcasm emoticon]

ROFL knew I could rely on you guys

(she's here of course, interrupting me cleaning the house cos we've got friends coming to stay .. but that's ok .. I'll take them out later and he can clean )

taking her back home as a punishment = good lesson for her (tough for you though!)
taking her back home cos she was irritating in a kicking the back of your seat way = slap the pansy pants!

Twig I think you will find it is U i:

ahhh .. I was wondering

U i

you need the colon too!

what do you reckon twig?