OMG DS spelled your (possessive) as you're

[Twiglett]

am I going to have to throw him in the bin?

[pedant]

don't pedants get up this early?

oh yes, their is no excuse in my book

How old is he? If he's more than 5 - then it's bin time. He could redeem himself by demonstrating the correct use of disinterested/uninterested or I hope/hopefully, but I would keep a very strict eye on him. He's obviously on the slippery slope to tabloid journalism

shit he's 6 .. and I was just getting to like him too

As a teacher I would fully endorse the action of 'throwing in the bin' as suggested by parent. Most suitable.

pmsl....don't laugh, I was making DD's porridge thinking..."shit...no one will know that was an attempt at wit"

and so had to come and post as I'm sad and vain

Oh, I was ready to judge . Just as well you corrected yourself .

LOL

The world will always need greengrocers, Twiglett.

Don't worry, Twiglett - my 6 year old has just told his sister "we went looking for mini beasts in the field yesterday - it was well good"

@ greengrocers

seeker .. I'd definitely throw that one out

My 10 year old has started saying "sumfin" and "nuffin" - how I long for the days of your, instead of you're.

Or even you're instead of your. Sometimes we had yore

I think I'll keep him, Twiglett - he's probably destined to be prime minister in 30 years time!