Sorry to ask but... how do you wipe your bum?

[MilesHuntsWig]

DH and I have a difference of opinion and i'm interested to know how you vote... is it:

A) front to back hand between the legs
B) front to back but reach your arm around from behind
C) other

Thanks!

B. I also sit down and fold the paper too.

I may be daft but I can't see A actually working? That would feel sort of backwards? Pushing against the grain as it were

God I must be bored on a Friday night!

Ah yes... sitting and paper assumed in all options

I've just t asked DH (his face was a picture!) > he does B, sits but SCRUNCeS the toilet roll!

I dab directly from front, then B.

I have no idea how anyone reaches round behind.

I have always opened my legs as far as possible and wiped back to front (yes yes yes i know) avoiding my lady bits!

I literally cannot reach - either my arms aren't long enough or my arse is too big!

B with a folded bit of paper

Lift arse cheek, reach around front to back.

However this must be the fourth time I have posted on a thread with the same theme and by god it has legs. It will be 20 pages before morning I tell ya.

B - and I'm a scruncher
A is impossible surely.!?

This thread has made me giggle for some reason. I'm a 'b' wiper. A doesn't seem like it would be particularly easy?!

We had this before, it was a pretty even split. I can't understand anyone who would do it A. Who can't reach their own bum from behind!? I can reach the back of my knees without even bending... ?!

B

Thanks for replying everyone!

I think some people stand and of course others who do not wipe but use a jet spray/bidet. I am a B
So glad MN exists to find out what others do!