Stupid things we say that have no relevance!!! 8-)

[StrawberrySnowflakes]

my mum just rang to say.."ooh you know xxx from xx(shop)"?..yeah.."well she's just been sacked from xxx for fiddling £42'000 from them"!!!...me:.."eeeeehhhh, i only saw her on thursday"!!??????.....what?...., shes not dead and even if someone had died, what relevance would it have been that i had only seen them last week????
LOL..is it just me???

Ex-p's mum told him that a rather unattractive acquaintance was pregnant..

"Is it hers?" he asked

He meant "who's is it". I think.

LOL..my mother rang me a few years ago to say "you're going to be an Aunty"!!...me: "who too"???durgh!..i only have one brother and his bitch of a girlfriend(but we got on then!) had been trying for a while!

My sister in law (who is as thick as pigshite, and thats a dis-service to pigshite) said that my two children could not belong to DH as I had been told I might not be able to have children!

We no longer have anything to do with the stupid cow.
She also said we should have had our kids put down at birth, Lovely woman!

ooh sounds like my mmother in law!