OH GOD I SEE MROE ANNIVERSARY THEMES THIGN THREADS

[FluffyMummy123]

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Paper scissors stone surely???

We had seven last year. Themes (apparently) copper and wool. He got me copper-coloured wool. I thought it was sweet!

(I ignore the whole themes thing, though. Surely, we need new themes: 'electronic music player' 'books' 'weirdo gift certificates for lewd acts' etc ...)

Have never bought anniversary presents for each other or friends anyway, so only theme we ever have is paper - or rather a card.

Sod paper and wood, just give him a blow job

countdown until expat appears on here.....2 hours.......

Go with the modern list. The pressies are better by the looks of it. What are you on now cod.

(Can't see 'takeaway' on there - that's what we usually have)

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Hmm, I looked at our next one, according to the 'modern' list, I am meant to buy him a blimin' desk tidy. Am thoroughly at that.

Deffo need post modern list.

1. Blowjob
2. Blowjob
3. Blowjob
4. Certificate for blowjob
5. Divorce

Something like that.

Ours is china next year.

Wonder if DH will take me to China...