What other thread titles could we have on mumsnet?

[mystic]

With all the disscussions on what thread titles we should and should'nt have I thought I would put forward some ideas.
What about.....

Am I being reasonable?

Junk food recipes

Half-Term survival tips

Bargain of the week

Does my bum look big in this?

101 ways with Lentils

Favourite disagreement on mumsnet

Best advice of the week

101 places to put your table cloth

Shopping lists

Have your arguments about private education here

I'm going to take my children out of school please agree with me here.

Where do you shoplift your grapes?

All poor people should be deported (sponsored by the DM)

101 ways with sausage rolls

Addicted to fruit shoots,Help

Boden-Fab or Frumpy?

Money saving tips

Love him or leave him?

TV highlight of the week

Bedroom highlight of the week

Hang the Bastards

Oh sunflower, you've opened a whole new can of worms with the addicted to fruitshoots idea - did you know about my daughter when you wrote that?

Slouch-No ,did'nt know about your daughter.
Have I said something out of place?
Hope not.

Oh God, sorry - didn't mean to kill off the thread!
Just joking as my dd gets through about 592 fruitshoots a day. Everyone says I'm a bad mother, but what can I say? Anything for a quiet life...