one for people who BELIEVE in dreams (ROFL)

[MrsGoranVisnjic]

so last night DD was in our bed she's 2 and 3/4s

so she suddenly starts crying in her sleep
"me want noodles, me want noodles"

so I promised I'd make her some tomorrow

and with one last snivelly "Me want noodles"

she went back to sleep

interpret that one then

she wants noodles.

ya think?

OK - how's about this one then. DS2 (aged5) wandered into our bedroom at 3.20 this morning and stood by the bed. I asked him if he was ok and he said " I need to weigh my finger."

he'd just picked his nose and wanted to know how much the mucus coating the digit all the way to the bottow actually weighed.

rofl

LOL - nose picking is one of his top five favourite activities.

my DS yelloed out "I can't swim"

he's 2

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My DD (2 yrs 3 mths) has recently been waking up crying "stop swinging mummy"

DD (5) had a bad dream last night, what kind I enquired. It was a Brain Dream she whined, still trying to work it out

psml at weighing snot ... when ds wakes up in the night he just goes 'AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH< DADDY< AGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH< MUMMMY>>AGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

For about 1/2 hour.

I've always assumed that means he's a PITA...