Slightly pervy thoughts anout the Harry Potter books

[Blandmum]

Hagrid is half giant.

His mother was about 20 =foot high. His father was a human, about 6 foot high.

How did he manage to get her up the duff? Did he use a ladder?

Couldn't have been much of an event for his mother.....a clasic case of 'Is it in yet?'

There's a lot of Harry Potter slash out there, but I can't seem to find any about Hagrid's conception ... obviously you're the one to write it, mb.

Maybe he climbed inside her whole, did his thing by hand, then got out again?