I have a VERY large spot about to erupt

[MamaGstring]

right on the end of my nose.

Have big departmental meeting in 2 hours

GRR

i just know its going to shine like a beacon

Can you hide for a while?
Bit of vodka or toothpaste.
But why you'd have either of them at work, I don't know

i have had a big sore shiney red patch under my right nostril for a week now. draw a cirle round it with lipstick and make a feature of it.

I don't have either with me, just make up

oh yes, very sensible pesme

EVERYONE DIVE!!!!

Pmsl pesme

Can you not squeeze it, or is it in its early stages?

its not at squeeze stage yet

Use a hot teaspoon (from your coffee??)

& kep putting it on the pot - it will eventually be ready to burst

Well its just gonna have to be tubs full of concealer then.
I feel your pain, I'm just getting rid of mount everest on my forehead.

use some black or brown eye liner to make it look like a beauty spot!

Use hemroid cream on it.

Can you imagine if I'd listened to you?

I'd have gone into meeting with toothpaste & 'roid cream on it, painted black to look like a beauty spot and circled with red lippy, stinking of vodka.

Hello lawyers! I'm here!

It wouldn't have been dull

sadly paula, it probably still would have been dull!