I'm feeling quite envious of the people who scammed my credit card

[Twiglett]

they seem to be having a far more interesting life than me

is this a friends' episode?

Ooooh, what have they done on your behalf then?

Someone has scammed my ebay account and is selling loads of plasma tellys. They're obviously better off than me!

Oh no, what happened? And what did they buy?

My scammer has managed to spend £148 in Mombasa which is certainly more interesting than my usual purchases of petrol in Hull.

They tried to get £60 cash in Mombasa too and £80 in Harrogate, but Egg were on the ball and stopped those transactions.

well they're obviously setting up a business with the office supplies and furniture (about 1K worth) .. they're travelling through Air France (£500) .. they're doing a lot of arty farty stuff (art supplies £300) and other bits and pieces for about £600

just seems an interesting life .. rather than the ones I approved .. kids shoes £15, Iceland £20 etc

a mate of mine had his card nicked and the person bought a glass eye with it

rofl .. that's so very surreal

Could it be the person I saw with "Twiglets make me crazy' emblazoned across their t-shirt?