The bar come and have a drink and a laugh!

[shazzarooney99]

Right i needed cheering up tonight, something on a post made me laugh a few times, so come into the bar, get yourself a drink and tell us some funny stories!!!!!!

So im going to start with a joke!!!

3 woman were talking about theyre sex lifes!!! they were comparing theyre men to cars!

1st woman) mines like a ferrari fast and furious!
2nd woman) mines like a porshe slow and seductive
3rd woman) well mines like a fecking old austin metro you have to give it a hand start and jump on it while its going!!!!!!!

Boom boom!

MailonlineEffOff , ha ha got your joke lol

I went to a zoo today bit it only had one animal, it was Shitzhu.

Have you ever tried to catch fog? I tried once but I mist.

lol

Two condoms walking down the street.
They walk past a gay bar.
One turns to the other and says 'fancy getting shit faced?'

MarthaCuntyMcCuntFace, omg lol, you so remind me of someone lol

As long as it's not Martha Cliff, we're good.