Thought it might be fun to write this down, forgot how long it was! My dd used to love this when very little, still does Especially the wriggle, tickle and jiggle bit, usually accompanied by tickles!
Not sure if all words are correct, might have improvised a bit. Hope it makes sense. Enjoy!
I know an old lady, who swallowed a fly, I dont know why she swallowed a fly, perhaps she'll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a spider, that wriggled and jiggled and TICKLED inside her, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed a fly, perhaps she'll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a bird, how ABSURD to swallow a bird. She swallowed a bird to catch the spider that wriggled and jiggled and TICKLED inside her. She swallowed the bird to catch the spider that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, i don't know she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a cat, fancy THAT, to swallow a cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird, she swallowed the bird to catch the spider (that wriggled and jiggled and TICKLED inside her) she swallowed the spider to catch the fly etc etc.
I know an old lady who swallowed a dog, What a HOG to swallow a dog, she swallowed the dog to catch the cat, etc etc.
I know an old lady who swallowed a goat, right down her throat, she swallowed that goat! She swallowed the goat to catch the dog etc etc.
I know an old lady who swallowed cow, I don't know HOW she swallowed a COW. She swallowed the cow to catch the goat etc etc.
I know an old lady who swallowed a horse.
She's dead of course.