I just don't get it (although I 'get' lots of it IYSWIM ! )
I mean, I understand the 'phishing' type e-mails wehre they hope you'll give away valuable data, or the Stocks & Shares ones, where they are trying to bolster a new stock price etc, but this sort of crap:
"more alms. For that is what we are, at an events, beggar-folk and the same; and I would hearken to his swaggering talk of arms, and an bit my fingers; so that, when at last I managed to speak at all, it may and you can seek a husband to your daughter somewhere else, said I."
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