Swagger Inn Thread 127 - καλωσόρισμα να ο Καπηλειό καθένας

[FancyFancy]

Come (ylt & nlt) in all wenches who haven't left the country in search of ep 1 some sun. There is ouzo, retsina & metaxa lined up on the bar so help yourselves, but please don't smash the plates, or Captain Trev will have to discipline you.

Oh, and no spoilers please - we're British

Can't breathe
Can't breathe

Photographer: "Now the focus for this next one is going to be Aramis' spread thighs."
Others: "FFS."
Aramis: "How wide?"

You can keep the Aramis spreadage, I'll have the Athos lean/smoulder (though he looks alarmingly like he's going to tip the barrel over (having drained the alcohol) and fall into the furnace behind him)

Ha ha ha! Look at Porthos trying to compete . Soz Porthos but there's no contest - your spreadage just makes me think 'Close 'em, you're not that big'. Whereas with Aramis, all I can think of is getting between those thighs

Morning wenches.

I complimented Aramis last night on his spreadage in the photograph. There wasn't much chatting after that, although there was lots of Aramis whispering things in Spanish.

Nothing of interest planned for today and it's pissing it down. I think I need to make a start on sorting out DS2's room.

Morning wenches. I had a really lovely send off with my lovely colleagues last night, it was quite emosh. I didnt get pished yet am still in bed this morning with a headache

They got me a yoga mat, a debenhams voucher and a comedy gift of a mug branded with one of the products I worked on. Le hahaha.

I am struggling a bit tbh to tell the difference between the s3 promo shots. Or maybe it's just that they all leave me with an overwhelming impression of aramis's spreadage and nothing else remains...

Ugh

Pretty much sums up how i feel today wenches

Afternoon wenches.

I think you've hit on the reason for the pic confusion madame, it is hard to see beyond the spreadage

Should we chain you up in the cellar for our own safety badders?

Bads

Might be for the best fancy
I popped out to the cemetery and the shops but am now back on the bed watching trashy tv
I have eaten so much crap in the past few days...its coz I'm poorly innit
Just heard one of my colleagues has been in hospital with swine flu
Quite glad I started taking the abx now!

I thought I'd get started on the loophole deliberations early tonight......

If no-one else turns up I may just have the whole lot........

Now now Fancy don't be greedy!!

I've turned up But I see you've steered clear of Monsieur Spread so all is good.

Did you know there's a restaurant called The Lusty Wench?

More than my life's worth to attempt to subvert the rota sparks

Can't blame me lyndie - there aren't any other takers at the moment

Ill have a go on Lancelot santi 😀💋

Oh Bads!!! Dangerous talking my love.

Thank you and good night ladies

Hmmm
Chain mail
Shiny 😀😇

BACK OFF BADDERS!!!!!!!!

OMFG, can't believe I missed off Andres madame. I think you've earned him tonight after your excellent synopsis/translation though

Quiet today? I have been doing Real Life aka working in the night garden. As a result my back aches and Athos will be requied to do me some serious work on it in the hayloft.

Glad Madame had a good send off and arf at the comedy mug.

Badders forget the trashy tv, just do back-to-back rewatches of S1 and S2

Fancy you have a nice variety of loopholes tonight then

Wicked sounds perfect

I have been mostly dealing with DS2 being an utter PITA (you know, just for a change), and having mad sneezing fits all day because DS2 decided to get everything out from under his bed which including a lot of dust . I'd run out of antihistamines so had to go out to buy more and then tidy all the crap up. Thrillz.

Not sure whether to avail myself of a loophole or consult The List. I may combine them.