Swagger Inn Thread 127 - καλωσόρισμα να ο Καπηλειό καθένας

[FancyFancy]

Come (ylt & nlt) in all wenches who haven't left the country in search of ep 1 some sun. There is ouzo, retsina & metaxa lined up on the bar so help yourselves, but please don't smash the plates, or Captain Trev will have to discipline you.

Oh, and no spoilers please - we're British

Ok, for those who asked, edited highlights:

This jacket www.esprit.co.uk/womens-jackets-leather-look/fitted-biker-look-leather-jacket-036EE1G002_270

These jeans www.esprit.co.uk/sale/women-sale/womenswear/jeans/coated-stretch-jeans-115CC1B027_020

This jumper www.esprit.co.uk/sale/women/clothes/jumpers/casual-soft-knit-jumper-125EE1I026_400

This top www.esprit.co.uk/sale/women-sale/womenswear/long-sleeves/soft-jersey-t-shirt-with-a-glittery-print-125CC1K024_020

Trainers www.esprit.co.uk/womens-shoes-sneakers/soft-velour-trainer-016EK1W033_280

Ballerinas www.esprit.co.uk/ballerina-shoes/faux-suede-strap-ballerinas-036EK1W013_240

Handbag www.esprit.co.uk/womens-bags-purses/hobo-bag-with-two-front-pockets-046EA1O022_235#!ThumbSecondView

Jacket www.marksandspencer.com/long-sleeve-textured-jacket/p/p22431068?image=SD_01_T59_0848J_KY_X_EC_90&color=IVORY&prevPage=srp

Blouse www.marksandspencer.com/long-sleeve-bow-blouse/p/p22427730?OmnitureRedirect=long+sleeve+bow+blouse

I'm exhausted, they'd better work! And as that's not all of it, I'm pretty shagged if they all turn out to be good....

That would be an Esprit spree then?

That cardigan account is missing a trick...I've just had a look and not a single mention of knitted loveliness.... tsk!

Well I like them all Sparks, so if they all look good, you're stuffed

Fluffy - that's a very cool story! And Freddie Mercury - he was amazing. Which lucky loophole have you gone for?

Thank you kindly madame, I'll warm him up nicely for later

Freddie Mercury fluff? You lucky thing, I loved Freddie

Very nice selection sparks, hope they all turn out ok, even if your bank balance doesn't. Just console yourself with the thought that you've spent considerably less than me this week

So there are twitter a/c's for TB's hair, beard, cardie, eyes and arse. Anything else?

It's dissssssscusssting Cinn.

You don't get that sort of objectification on Team Aramis. Oh no.

Well if all this objectifying is disssssssssscusting, then I offer myself up for objectification by Athos to even up the balance.

He can have fun objectifying me. Won't take him long mind:
"Hmmm. there appears to be a plank wearing clothes over there.
Oh no, it's a skinny wench. Grinning inanely and gibbering nonsense..."
^^
^^

But you can't say I didn't offer, all in the name of equality and all that. He can objectify me anytime he likes

Omg at fluffs billy idol and Freddie Mercury.

Sparks I love your esprit jacket, jeans and glittery top.
You will look fab.

You're so generous helen

Fluff - friend to the stars

Sparks you'd look fab in a potato sack to be honest, so I haven't bothered clicking on all the links

On that note, I'm off to bed. Theoretically. That's the plan at least.

Night helen, sleep well. You may want these

From Kynikey's tumblr account - apparently this will not be spoiler-free, just to warn any wenches who visit that account

Holy Jesus. Holy holy god.

I just made this sort of keening pained noise in my throat, Fancy.

I think I'm in trouble for S3.

Hey wenchi

Fluffers that is proper wow territory. I loved Freddie too.

Helen so funny about the plank. I'm sure Tom loves a self-deprecating funny wench

Sparks love all the purchases. What's the occasion? Santi coming to town?

So If TM on Netflix does this mean we all need to watch it on loop to up the popularity?? Like we all iplayered it to the max for the numbers?

The 'pelvis presented' new Athos pic reminds me of his stance on the roof in 'Commodities' when he checks the Spanish follower man. Basically, ooof.

Elk yum ref the cardi.

Ariadders you love him because he's just exceptional.

What's Santi sitting on? Sparks's shop purchases all netted up?

If only, Comtess. Now Santi, get your very lovely arse off my leather jacket & new shoes.

Or I shall have to sit on your leather jacket & new boots.

Aramis! I mean Aramis of course.

That pic is even better on her Tumblr sparks as it is even bigger. You are welcome to sit on his jacket & boots btw. Personally, I'd prefer to sit on his cock lap

Well Fancy, that goes without saying. But there isn't a cock in my online shopping this time so that joke wouldn't have worked

Good point sparks. But as it's Thursday, his jacket & boots are as close as you're going to get

Evening/morning/whateverthefuckitis comtess. Hope you've made it out of the garage?

Morning Fancy it's a beaut. Forecast 26 and sunny.

Sounds lovely, especially the 26 degrees bit. I'm not too jealous though as it's been lovely here, a bit chilly, but all bright & sunny. And spring-like. And spring means s3

Maybe if I have some I can fall asleep?