MOOOOOORNNNINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG you revolting lot. I like this Dolokhov Cocktail Mother S, what've you put in it??, it doesn't exactly explode on contact, but it does leave a rather pleasant jizzing fizzing sensation on the tongue.
So yesterday I was in a randomly spectacularly bad mood, then felt like seven shades of shite when MrElk arrived home with a massive bunch of flowers....don't you hate it when they do that??....so I missed a day in here and we've picked up another waif, wandering aimlessly through life in a Tom Burke induced daze....good god, the man needs locking up preferably in my bedroom, does he have no mercy????? Fear not Ariadne, Welcome, you're amongst friends here....we will take care of you and feed your addiction, we're actually quite naice, if a little rude at times (disgustingly so in fact)
and this --> "any Athos, any TB good for me. (Though Newcastle Tom was a puzzle to me!)
Paris Tom knocks me out! Rock God Athos and Dirty Dolokhov - just as HOT. "
Oh totally. We are on EXACTLY the same page 
A little TB smorgasbord for you