Swagger Inn Thread 123 - There's Whiskey in The Jar-o, so make mine a stiff one Mother S. And a whiskey while you're about it <winks>

[FancyFancy]

Welcome regulars and noobs - drinks are on the bar, do help youself. But can we give the jukebox a rest tonight? There are a few sore heads in here tonight.

Thank you all kindly

Please Miss, Mummy has a book full of HBFs which compares them all to a musketeer, so we read that last night instead of my reading book...

What's not to like?

You have one Aramis, one Father Vega and a Vronsky. What do you have?

FAFNESS BEYOND ALL FAFFNESS

Q: if 4 musketeers have four weapons each how many weapons?

A: 8.

Please Miss. I don't get that.

Athos only has one weapon I'm interested in and it's in his pants 😋

Q : How many ways can you make a threesome out of the four musketeers, Captain Treville and a wench? Each threesome must contain a wench.

Extension question : what & % of those threesomes are actually worth bothering with?

Oh - DS annouced that it must be spring:
"Because the daffodils and cockroaches are out"
I shall never look at my crocuses in the same light

Q1. 10

Extension question. 100%

They need pruning actually. (the raspberries) DH did think we had cockroaches once - it was an earwig

Must say I'm looking forward to the practical maths Musketeers test

at daffodils and cockroaches

I'm enjoying doing your homework Miss fancy
Number bonds. How many threesomes?
I might need to go to bed and role play to work out all the options.

Dh found a film on sky, black hat, Chris hemsworth, was good.

Am I allowed to include him in the maths homework question Miss?

Nice to see wenches so motivated to do homework.

Health & Safety concerns mean that the biology practical will be demonstration only. I will be demonstrating and as it's rota night, I will be demonstrating on Aramis, with madame as my co-presenter.

If TM=4(HBF)+1T+(K+Q)+0.5M +C

what is the value of x?

Express in terms of FAF.

Evenin'

I've been to watch my boys lifting atlas stones in the gym. Fucking awesome!

Exhausted today after early start so I'm straight off to bed, hoping for sweet dreams.

Sparks x = PHWOARGH/FAF multiplied by WENCH to the power of n

where n = the number of hbfs

God I love algebra

We were trying to solve simultaneous equations at one of the BoringOfficeJobs last week. It was more fun that the actual work was.

Learning about imaginary numbers in school made me squee. Before I even knew what squeeing was

Oh FFS. I thought I was finished working for tonight andjust foudn three more lines I need to work on.

Such educational merit

I'm off to the hayloft

Sweet Muskedreams everywench

We are very educational