I had a boyfriend when I was 9. He used to buy me little boxes of chocolate that me and my mates used to scoff - I forgot about him for a week and he got a bit upset. I wouldn't even talk to him, God when I was 9 boys smelled of wee.
In the spirit of revenge, I have been blessed with sons, so I can watch them dash their hopes against someone as blase as I wqas!