Ok, since the renaming of the Welsh dragon sausages that contain NO actual dragon, lets forbid more items

[Piffle]

for all those who might think there really is dragon in WElsh Dragon sausages, the EU or whomever have stepped in and banned the title incase it misleads shoppers

So it's goodbye thus to
Angel cakes
Black Forest Gateau
Spotted Dick
Shepherds Pie

and.... ???

Fish do not have fingers as far as I'm aware.

swan butter

spotted dick

Don't think there's any toad in the hole either

gosh I read your post carefully lol

Hash Browns.

I used to walk past the revolting cooked breakfast counter every morning at boarding school and say "Hash Browns - they're not brown and there's no hash in 'em". Oh, how the kitchen staff loved hearing the same crap joke every morning for five years

Toad in the Hole.

X post WWW!

bubble and squeak. Not that you can buy it since it's leftovers, fried. Always used to piss me off as a child, trying to dress up something disgusting to make it sound all attractive and noisy and cheerful when it was just vile fried cabbage and potato.

you can buy bubble and squeak in tesco

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God, can you? How 'orrible!

lol at mashed fairies!

ROFL laughing at the thought of www getting all excited at possiblity of a cartoon-style character-filled meal and getting re-fried cabbage. for the record i felt similarly cheated as a child when the Bullseye credits rolled. i thought i was in for a brilliant cartoon show featuring a darts-playing bovine and it was a poxy quiz show.

white bloomer loaf
surely no knickers were injured during the baking of this product.

I remember that feeling too aitch.

Pigs in blankets - yuk

Is there also something called Devils on Horseback? Dont know how you would fit them on your plate though.

really? thank god it wasn't only me. that theme tune and credits sequence promised sooooo much...

Cottage loaf
Sussex pond pudding

black pudding surely better and more accurate would be
congealed pigs blood - if they want to be really straight up like.

oooh i love congealed pigs blood...

scotch eggs
devilled eggs

ploughmans lunch
someone might be expecting a handsome ploughman to be involved and be very disappointed at only getting cheese and pickle...

Hold on a mo.... Let's get priorities sorted out. What's in a Welsh dragon sausage and where does one get them?? I'd like to try this endangered product...

lol fio