?I grabbed the hacksaw, tried to look threatening and shouted ?what the hell are you doing? clear off?. They just looked at me. Why aren?t they running away, I thought. Don?t they know I?m hard and I?ll call the police. ?Go on, fuck off? They still just looked at me. This is not the chain of events I had imagined on disturbing burglars. Hadn?t they decency to peg it? Or at least look a bit concerned at being caught. If they don?t run away what am I meant to do? A citizen?s arrest? ?The lock is broken? one of them said in stilted English. ?I phone boss. he told me saw it off?. ?And I?m just doing some work next door? the other one said in perfect English. ?He didn?t have a saw so I lent him mine?.