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nob or knob?

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MamaG · 24/11/2006 15:23

I know knob is a door knob

I know nob is a posh bloke

is willy nob or knob?

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iota · 24/11/2006 17:54

according to this dictionary of slang, either spelling is acceptable

Twiglett · 24/11/2006 17:55

don't socialists believe in the letter 'k' then?

pointydog · 24/11/2006 18:32

Iota, huzzah! I do like their example.

Blu · 24/11/2006 19:10

Twig, of course socialists believe on the letter 'k'...how else do you spell 'Komrade'??

No, it is because the socialists make a stronger connection between 'nob and 'dick' than 'knob' and 'dick'.

They see being obsessed with door furtniture as bourgeouis.

motherinferior · 24/11/2006 19:15

After the revolution there will be no doors. They are the product of a bourgeois society obsessed with creating artificial barriers between 'inside' and 'outside'.

See the lovely Mr Blake (if the doors of perception were opened (or is it 'cleansed'?), everything would appear as it is, infinite) who saw angels on Goose Green, you know.

Gingerbear · 24/11/2006 19:25

Why do you ask MamaG?
You aren't writing for Mills and Boon again are you?

Ulysees · 24/11/2006 19:29

He rode towards her on his white stallion, his square jaw silhoutted in the fading light of the sun. "oh my Melinda you look so beautiful with your long golden tresses falling against your breasts". Melinda breathed a sigh "And you look so strong and dashing with that huge white thang between your legs Darcy" At that Darcy whipped out his knob/nob and..........

MamaG · 25/11/2006 07:31

sod it, i'll stick with "throbbing manhood"

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Ulysees · 25/11/2006 12:29
Grin
giraffeski · 25/11/2006 12:34

Message withdrawn

pointydog · 25/11/2006 12:45

But nobs should be a bit slovenly and coarse, giraffeski

JoolsToo · 25/11/2006 13:08

thanks for the dictionary def iota.

I shall revert to my automatic spelling of knob which iss knob not nob as some you on here insist is correct and I started using - so knob it is

Tutter · 25/11/2006 13:10

at coarse nobs and 'cum'

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