I've had a genius idea for making money!

[SaintHunkerOfMunker]

I'm simply going to grow an extra 400 teeth a month, knock them out with a hammer and leave them under my pillow.

Presto! An extra £400 a month or a dramatically brilliant ... ... £4800 a year!

right... thats it, im having tomato plant food for breakfast

better idea, just lie in wait for the little tooth fairies and mug 'em as they whizz past

Yes that way lies ruin have you read Artemis Fowl?

Bloody hell, Hunker...you really are a genius.

taa daa, can I do it too please, pretty please.

I've got an even better one, hunker. Everyone's going to send me and not you a quid.

[grr]

EIS, that's just Not On, OK?

I really need to start the Send Hunker A Quid campaign in earnest.

Is it wrong to set up an eBay listing solely for this purpose? I'm nearly not joking about that..!