Swagger Inn: Thread 90. The week after the Friday Finale.

[AnneOfAramis]

Hola mi wenchitas - here we are back at the Swagger Inn about to commence our year long speculation about storyline, how longs Aramis' hair will be, will Milady and Athos finally shag, will there be a baby Constagnan or a baby Porthos???

A Life Less Swagger.

This is going to be the title of my autobiography.

Apparently the YouTube link was up last summer but has now been made private. Frigging great

Now Atomic. Are you Team Aramis, hence the Santi q, or are you Team Dog, hence the name? Think very carefully.

They can stick their astrolabe where the sun don't shine

And yes, that was a feeble attempt at an eclipse-themed joke

I can't understand why we didn't get S2 bootcamp when there's actually a video camera in one of those pics

Gaaaaaaaaaaarrgghhhjjjjjhhhh!!!!!!

Why did you even tell me that, sparks?????

Where is mrsb?????

She must be able to find that video footage!!!

fancy at GWTW "I didnt think much of the ending" btw.

at forgetting to greet atomic in all the excitement.

My apologies, it's a good job madame & sparks have better manners than me. Welcome

I love the word astrolabe!

Spark- I was team Aramis (since Dogtanian and the muskehounds ) but since S2E9, I have defected to Team Athos
I do not know what happened to me, I am in shock, and a little ashamed at myself.

I'm afraid Dog is far to young for me, I have never looked at him that way.

An Atomic Dog is actually a cocktail

well, I do know what happened- it was that kiss in the cardinals cupboard!

Team Athos you say? Bahahahahaha!

clearly deranged though

Am watching TOTP 1980 & The Bodysnatchers are on, so long since I heard that

Turns out he didn'y know what 'intermission' meant madame. Don't know what he thought was on the other half of the tape, or what had happened to the line 'Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn'

Team Athos you say atomic? Good luck with that

I'm a bit worried when you say Dog is too young for you, please tell me you're way older than me?

But, but, but... that kiss!

Aramis is so wholesome, maybe that's the problem for me just at the moment?

Aramis wholesome? I have never heard him described as wholesome and he's anything but in my fantasies

Oh, I am sure to be far older than you Fancy

Um, I left school the year Luke Pasqualino was born...

Errrr. Wholesome isn't a word that I'd use to describe the man who shagged the Queen & is now passing the result of that off as the heir to the French throne.....but okkaaaaayyyyyy.

To be fair, it is a bloody long film.

atomic you just wait til he gets defrocked in s3.

Hahahahahaha epic x-post Fancy as teens & no doubt yours would say.

That friend could be quite dim at times. But that really shocked me as he was quite knowledgeable about films AND was older than me, so he must have been to the cinema when they still had intermissions. Maybe they called them by another name in Australia

Sorry, I can't do the maths this late at night but I'm sure those sort of figures haven't put me off having him as Number Two

Oh, pish to that whole queen thing- they were meant for each other. He is lovely, but Athos... hmmmm. In a cupboard, in the dark, hiding from Roquefort, well!

I'd already left school by then atomic

But then I've already identified myself with

Ooh UB40, Food for Thought now, love this one

In my head, Aramis is very experienced, knows every (sexual) trick in the book & several of his own invention. He can do it all, from vanilla to downright filthy. I haven't thought about this at all. Honestly