Swagger Inn: Thread 90. The week after the Friday Finale.

[AnneOfAramis]

Hola mi wenchitas - here we are back at the Swagger Inn about to commence our year long speculation about storyline, how longs Aramis' hair will be, will Milady and Athos finally shag, will there be a baby Constagnan or a baby Porthos???

I went to Spurs Sparks.
And Sandro their captain, back from injury, ran very near me.
I shouted 'Sandro , Sandro, ( can't remember what I shouted in the middle bit, but something embarrassing, like) we love you, Sandro"

Dh was dying. Both my boys were cringing. All around me, people were staring at me.

He stopped. Stared at me. Saluted me.

Shall I give your SA a miss?

Evening wenches.

I am debating whether to open my bluray or whether to just send it back to Amazon.

There have been good moments in S2 but when you hold it up alongside S1, it's not a favourable comparison. So basically, what everywench has already said

I loved Santi's SA bun too. Happy days.

I've been to Aldi after work and couldn't find any bruschetta of any flavour.

What else? Cwtches for poorly wenches, positive toothbrush finding vibes for Issy.

I do enjoy your rewatches Chaise

chaise good on you that was what any wench would do.

sparks if santi and jr are both there (aged 38 and 45 respectively, so ), wild horses etc...

Course he'll still be doing it. At 36 he was the best non-pro on that field by a mile

We are getting front row & taking a massive banner with something on it that he cannot possibly ignore. Then it's Selfies Round....Five?

And yeah...Chaise, you can be adopted by Team A for the night if you can shout loud enough.

He was totally the best non pro by miles and miles

Remember when morinho was naming the team and said his name ("santi cabrera", hawwwww) with a little smile, saying, "like there could have been any doubt"?

Bans Chaise from any SA negotiations!!

Worried. do you not KNOW how loud my voice is. Tis scarey. Truly.

Santiago : second team support, is unquestionable, me thinks.

Errrr....phwoooaaarrr to this pic!

What do you think Mourinho's saying about us there then?

If I'm feeling generous I'll let him be in the pic too only after I've got Santi alone first though

THIS. JUST THIS. I'm laughing just thinking about MN two seconds after that aired

Top pic: mourinho is saying, "Ive just seen jonathan wilkes' cock in the shower."

Hahahahaha sparks. It was along the lines of "WAS THAT SANTI NAKED ON THE TREATMENT TABLE?" iirc.

Sadly, not nekkid.

I'm pretty sure you shouted "DID THAT REAALY JUST HAPPEN?"

I've still got it on the Virgin box - I won't let DH delete it. Arf.

any excuse

Jeremy Renner is STILL staggered at the size of santi's member.

And I can be with the footballing wenches contingent who can shout things like "THAT WASN'T FUCKING OFFSIDE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING DOING" etc etc whilst thinking "I really really hope they swap shirts at the end right in front of us"

My mental age has regressed at least 20 years since joining this thread.

Awwww, we really need jess there too to do netball style commentary over the top...

Jess did say at the time she was coming.

We're gonna reel him in with the Spanish again Madame. And this time I'll have first dibs on the pics he texts to Daddy, rather then unknowingly tweeting them & then finding out where they came from

Still my most faved & RT pics ever LOL.

Is that del Piero in the pic with Santi? I've always quite liked him, although he's a bit short.

Bloody bread maker malfunctioned tonight, I was using it to make pizza dough, but one of the paddles must've stuck. I didn't notice until the end of the cycle. Bastard. Had Domino's instead

Yes it's del Piero.

It had better bloody be down south in 2016. (sorry letus.) But the majority of team A are southerners...

Where is Comtess? She should be home by now.

I hope she's not drowning in her tears